Summary of augusten burroughs's dry

Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 The advertising industry is based on giving people false expectations. It's a perfect career for me because it's based on giving people false expectations. #2 I am not used to rules and structure, and so I have a hard time keeping the phone connected and the electricity turned on. I place all my bills in a box, which I keep next to the stove. #3 I was waltzing around the Met looking at Fabergé eggs. I made wads of cash, but I spent my days waltzing around the Met looking at Fabergé eggs. I hated my job. I should get a real job. #4 I once met a man who had a female body with a decapitated head. He put the head on the other end of a stick and pushed it through the neck. He put the body in a white cashmere turtleneck and it looked pretty good.